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For Women Who Love to Read....

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

I received this joke in an e-mail. I thought it was worth posting for Wednesday's laugh!

Alternatives to Tweeting on Twitter

I wonder if Twitter will actually ever add some alternatives to tweeting. I was thinking about it and tweets could easily be subdivided into some new categories:





"Barking" - Ordering your followers to do things like, "Donate to my blog!"







"Squawking" - Complaining to your followers like, "I'd rather be on my yacht."

"Crowing" - Bragging to your followers, like "Oooooo another new client call at 3:00, love those!"

"Oinking" - Notifying your followers that you are eating..............again.

And my personal favorite, "Braying"- Any comment that makes your followers think, "What a jackass!"

I promise my followers that I shall not bark, squawk, crow, oink or bray....well since I am going to tweet this post....you may just put that in the category of "braying" and think "What a jackass!"

Kid's Say the Darnedest Things!

You can't help but laugh at this one.....

Kid's do say the darnedest things, especially when you tell them too!

In this short video, Will Ferrell finds himself up against Pearl, the nastiest, two-year-old landlord around. Adam McKay, also appearing in the video, is Pearl's Dad who helped her "learn her lines".

If Pearl remembers getting this kind of reaction from people just by saying a few off-color words, she will become the next Sara Silverman!

It has been out for a couple of years, but if you haven't seen it, check it out for a good laugh.

The out takes are just as funny!

The Funny Side of Family Holiday Traditions

Is chopping down a pine tree and displaying it in your living room a holiday tradition or the behavior of a drunk man?

Easter is the day Jesus rose from the dead. How do we celebrate? By hiding eggs. Don’t follow the logic? Don’t worry there’s a bunny!

What’s our Thanksgiving tradition? We overeat. But we do that every day! Correction, we overeat with people we can’t stand!

What about Halloween, is it just an excuse for us moms to dress up like prostitutes?

Check out Jim Gaffigan’s funny you tube video clip on holiday traditions and have a good laugh!